I am a mischievous drag perfomer with a penchant for mayhem.
I am also a midget.
You can't really tell that by looking at my pix because we utilized the same deceptive camera angles that they employed in those Wilson Phillips videos back in the late 80s...you know...the ones where they shrouded Carnie Wilson's girth by having her stand behind a baby grand piano or clutch a kitten to her chest.
This site chronicles my various misadventures...some are criminal, others are merely tacky, but ALL of them are outrageously entertaining. My "posse" includes Krystal Meth, Ileesa Lexus, and my BFF Samara. As you will quickly learn from our escapades, we are not to be trifled with. These tales are not inspirational. In fact, think of them as "Chicken Soup for the Cynic's Soul."
Check out my blog on the "Penelop's Musings" link above. As you can imagine, I've got lots of shit to say about a variety of issues.
